Hi Everyone...hope you had a great week.
Well, This weeks contest to win your very own Kaboost will be a simple one. All we ask this week is to leave a comment about FUNNY THINGS KIDS SAY! Do you have a funny story to comment your child said that was funny or embarassing? Let us know! We will randomly pick one winner to win a fabulous KABOOST!
Leave a comment by July 18th at 12pm Est. You must leave your email address to be included in the drawling. 1 entry per person. Good Luck!
Friday, July 11, 2008
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My children were playing school one day and they were deciding who would be the principal. My son piped up and said, "I don't want to be the principal, I want to be the KING-a-ble. He knew kings outrank princes.
bigfamily8 (at) yahoo (dot) com
OOoh I've got one! My DD and I were at our local post office, (she goes behind the counter and likes to help stamp the letters and help out. The ladies who work there are our neighbors and we know them well). My DD and I were just visiting, when one of the ladies who works there's husband poked his head around the door then went off somewhere else. My DD said to his wife "why you honey check us out?" lol, she calls spouse's "honey" because that's what my hubby and I call each other. It was really funny seeing as my DD's only 3.... lol.
One of my nieces (5 years old at the time) accidentally caught her Daddy getting out of the shower. She came running into the kitchen where her Mommy was and said "Mommy...Daddy has a ponytail!" Just imagine what she was talking about! Oh my gosh...Just thinking about it cracks me up!
sblilly14(@)yahoo(.)com
I think I need to start carrying a tape recorder with me - I can think of a dozen times when I thought to myself, oh I need to remember what Abby/Hannah/Becca just said so I can blog about that, only to forget it when I finally sit down at the computer... I'm drawing a blank here too, darn it! Sigh.
My daughter was watching Dora. I asked my daughter if she was going to help Dora. She look at me and said "I can't get in the TV mom!"
My daughters say funny things all the time! One of my fondest memories is my middle daughter's baptism.
There were about 5 other babies at the christening. The parents and godparents stood at the front of the church in a "u-circle" while the baptism was conducted. My oldest daughter, then 5, thought the priest was trying to hurt the baby. During the entire ceremony she was upset, not understanding what was going on.
At the very end of the baptism, when everyone started clapping she became very excited. She ran up to the priest exclaiming "Did this baby win???!", while pointing at her sister. the priest looked confused and then realized that she thought it was a competition and that her baby sister had "won". he replied "Yes, they all did" and laughed.
The last time I tried to exercise with my three kids (Aiden age 6, Owen age 4, Olivia 18 months) in the room I had this conversation...
Aiden: what are you doing mom?
Me: exercising
Aiden: why?
Me: because it is the healthy thing to do and I want to lose weight.
Aiden: because you are so fat?
Me: yep
Owen: fat hahahaha your fat mom hahahahaha
Aiden: hahahah mom's fat mom's fat hahahahahaha
Owen: you're the biggest one in our whole family mom
Me: ya, I know. why don't you guys go play outside or in the street or something (ok, I didn't really say that last part but I totally thought it)
Aiden: mom your bum is all jiggly like Santa Claus' belly
Owen: Santa's fat belly is jiggly like mom's bum hahahahahaha
Me: ok seriously you guys need to go away
Olivia: waawaaawaaawaaa
Me: you guys woke your sister up with all that making fun of mommy, that's just not nice.
Aiden: hahahahahahahaha
Owen:hahahahahahahahaha
Me: go away guys. now.
Then I turn off the excercise dvd. Exit room. Resist urge to cry. Remind myself they are just children and don't deserve to be throttled.
i would love to win this. i have a two year old daughter. one time we were with my dad visiting my grandma. my dad had to go to the bathroom so he left the room. liberty (my daughter) asked where poppo (what liberty calls my dad) went. i told her he had to go potty and she yelled out "poppo's pooping!" too funny! my email is thegoodmanfam at msn dot com
I had bought a couple of antique dining room chair that needed refinished, they didn't have the seat part, just a hole. My husband came back from N.Guard summer camp on Father's day, our granddaughter Amya 3, said "grandpa you like your new potty chair?" We just rolled in laughter!
One morning, my two young sons and I took my dad and mom to breakfast. A friend of my dad's happened to be there having breakfast. He mentioned something about the huge amount of hair my youngest son had. Then, ever so quaintly, my son asked why "George" had a naked head?@ Thanks, Cindi
jchoppes[at]hotmail[dot]com
At the drugstore, I was looking at boxes of cold medicine and my daughter asked me what it was. I told her "cold medicine" so she picked up the box next to the one I had and asked "Is this hot medicine?" Kids are cute.
doot65[at]comcastdotnet
Elizabeth
My son isn't quite talking yet, but my neice is FULL of hilarious comments. The funniest one was when she was almost 2 - she was in the kitchen, pushing a toy shopping cart and talking on her toy cellphone. She stopped, looked up at her mom and said "Mommy, look - I'm multitasking!" At two!!!
vgeidel at yahoo dot com
My son has come up with a few. One that comes to mind is a conversation we were having in the car and he was saying that Boys don't like girls but that girls like boys (he was 5 at the time). When I asked him why girls like boys he said because they were cool.
Thanks katie_mmartin at yahoo dot com.
My daughter and I were driving from Colorado to Texas. As we drove through Boise City, I told her we would stop and get gas.
She stopped for a moment and looked around at all the signs as we passed them. When we got to the round-about she said, "Mom, Where is Girlsy City? Can't we stop there?"
When my daughter first became potty trained, I would always ask if she had to go poop, and she always said no. Then one time she was on the potty and I wanted to help her off and she got so upset so I asked if she had to poop. She then told me, ever so seriously, that boys poop, girls toot. To this day, (she's almost 3) she still tells me that her toot is coming rather than needing to go poop. I just smile.
caseyshayne@msn.com
When I was pregnant with my second son my family was planning a shower for me. My Grandma asked while my three year old son was playing near by if he was coming to the shower. Before I could respond Caleb spoke up and said...
"I might come but I won't be taking the shower!"
my son tells people clothes can be worn 4x- shirts and underwear- front back turn it inside out and do again...gross
My son once tried to blame the dog for drawing markers all over the wall.
I was once nanny to a cute little toddler with an obsession for trains and fire trucks. We couldn't pass either of these without very loud jubilant shouts and shrieks. Only problem is, he couldn't say his 't's' or his 'r's'. So, a train was a 'fain' and a fire truck was a 'fiya fu**' . . .
We got a lot of funny looks!
Oops, just realized I'm a whole month late for this! (lol!)
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